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Page 35. The Village of Gormp

Gormp is a small town. The huts are made of wood, mud, and various forms of decaying fecal matter. Everything smells of sawdust. To the north you can see the castle of King Good Guy George who is the father of your beloved princess Sherel. In the mountains farther to the north you can see the Castle of Doom, home of your arch nemesis Archibald the Evil, lightning bolts strike its upper turrets and there’s a scream. To the south you can see the pleasantly green boughs of the trees of Noob Forest. To the West lie the Dungeons of Chaos and to the East is the Swamp of Putrid Death.

In the town itself you can see the Captain the guard Winston and the owner of the weapons and santa hat shop. Charles the Bold.

To go to Noob Forest please go to 17. If you would like to go to Castle Doom please go to 34. If you would like to go shopping at Charle’s shop please go to page 30. If you would like to visit the Castle of King George the Good Guy please go to 39.