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Welcome to Ultimate Adventure Online!

Here you will embark on a mission of the utmost irrelevancy. There will be monsters. There will be treasure. There will be chaos. There will be women. Adventure on.

Page 1. Fear the Evil in the Town

Something evil is in the town. You know it. You pick up your trusty sword and go out to find and kill it. It’s a tough task, but somebody’s gotta do it. You walk down the street and see a woman and a man. The woman is beautiful, the man is ugly. You sense a great evil upon you. You must now make the most influential choice of your entire career: attack the man or attack the woman? Or go and find a hamburger.

Think well on your decision, Sir.

If you attack the man go to page 2. If you attack the woman go to page 3. if you go looking for a hamburger go to page 4. If you want to transform into something go to 12. If you’ve played this game before please go to page 35. If you want to fight a monster please go to 17.

If you would like to make a character please go to 68. For Game Help please also go to 68. Please note: You can only make a character if I’m still around! Thank you.